Judge aur Aurat ki Magazmari

Judge aur Aurat ki Magazmari

*Judge aurat se : haan to batao aapake talaak ki zameen kya hai.?

*Aurat : zameen, shahar ke beecho beech ek bahut bada bangala hai,

*Aur usake paas thodi see khali zameen hai.

*Judge : nahi – nahi , mere kahane ka matalab hai ki talaaq ke lie graunds kya hai?

*Aurat : graund to bangale ke paas hi hai par jyada bada nahi hai.

*Judge : aap samajh nahin rahi hai main aadhaar ki baat kar raha hoon ?

*Aurat : aadhaar card to bana hua hai par usaka camera achcha nahi tha, to photo achchi nahi aaee

*Judge: talaak ki neenv kya hai ?

*Aurat: neenv bahut gaharee hai aap fikr na kare.

*Judge: devi jee aap talaaq kyon lena chahati hai ?

*Aurat: talaak main nahi mere pati lena chahate hai.

*Judge aurat ke pati se : aapake apani patni se talaak lene ki wajah kya hai ?

*Pati : yahi magazamari jo abhi aapake sath hui mere sath roz hoti hai.

*judge ki aankhon mein anshoo aa gaye .

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